Wednesday, 1 February 2012

Creating your bus avatar:

Choose skin colour.

Choose hair style.

Choose shirt colour.

Choose nose (uppy/downy).

Choose your Pledge:

"I won't put my feet on the seat!"

"I won't use a seat for my bag!"

"I won't listen to music out loud!"

"I won't complain when the fare goes up again!"

"I won't talk to the person next to me in case they take offence and stab me!"

"I won't have an original thought!"

"I won't wonder if perhaps I'm more than a 2D vector graphic with only a handful of variables distinguishing me from the next person!"

"I won't do anything worthwhile before I die!"

And now you're ready to enjoy London Transport.